Inner Frat Boy

"Mom, do you have an Inner Frat Boy?"
"Do I have what?"
"An inner frat boy."
"No."
Unequivocally, No.
I have inner demons, an inner child, an inner prude, an inner snob, an inner sage, an inner bedlamite, an inner brat, and many other "innerds".
But I definitely do NOT have an inner frat boy.
lol
The inner snob shudders at the thought.